|A marriage broker offered Morty a beautiful young girl, a real prize, to be his wife. But Morty was stubborn.
"I'm a businessman," Morty argued. "Before I buy material from a mill, I look at swatches. So before I get married, I gotta have a sample also."
The broker had no choice but to relay the message to the girl. "He says he is a good businessman, and he has to know exactly what he's buying. He insists on a sample."
"Listen," the girl replied. "I'm also good at business. A sample I don't give. But, I will give him references!"