|It seems an old fisherman stumbled across a talking frog while
out fishing one day.
The frog said: "I'll turn into a ravishing beauty and fulfill
your every desire, if only you'll kiss me." The fisherman scooped
up the frog and put him in his pocket.
Later on, at a bar, he pulled the frog out and set the frog next
to his beer. When the bartender overheard the frog repeat the
offer, he asked the fisherman what he was waiting for.
The fisherman replied:
"At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."