Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interview for prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them. Interviewer : WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy : Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
Harvard Guy : Its the Thought, b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind
MIT guy : Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked
SANTA SINGH : Its Diarrhea
Interviewer : shocked to hear santa's reply, asked "WHY" ?
SANTA SINGH : Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!! |
