Hilarious Funny Technology Top Free Jokes, featuring dirty, naughty, sexy & clean joke


Absolute Comedy
Animals
Bar
Blondes
Couples
Dating
Doctor
Family
Farmer
Friends
Golf
Husband Wife
Lawyer
Little Johnny
Popular Most Popular Popular
Naughty
One Liners
Police
Political
Redneck
Religious
Romance
Sardars
School
Technology
Tricky
True Humor
Work

Dating Friendship Matchmaking, Free Life Membership
Date with Hot & Real People

Send Free Greetings
Send Free Greetings
Send Free eGreetings
Jokes Home > Technology
Technology Jokes
1. Pc Vs Mac2. Management & Engineers
3. Different Ideas4. Engineers
5. Modern Panchtantra Story6. Computer Equipment
7. Job Test8. Breaks
9. Engineering Bill10. Copyright
11. Problem With New Pc12. Old Harold
13. Engineer14. Do You Need Customer Service
15. The Chicken Test16. Tech Support
17. Aol Cd18. Microsoft Waiter
19. Smart Traveler20. Customer Service!
21. Voice Mail22. Installation Of Program
23. It Consultant24. Windows And Linux Comparison
25. Password Stars26. Technical Support For Wife
27. Facts About Software Guys28. Journey
29. Shocking Telegrams Part Iii30. Shocking Telegrams Part Ii
31. Shocking Telegrams Part I32. Love At First Website
33. This Has Been Spell Checked34. Interview Questions For Ms
35. Bill Gates36. Cd In Drive
37. Keyboard38. Pee For P
39. Window Software40. Customer Assistance
41. Just Ten Years Ago42. Expedition To Mars
43. C Monkey44. Top 10 Reasons Compilers Must Be F..
45. What You Want To Reinstall Today?46. Top 10 Reasons To Avoid The Year 2..
47. Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be M..48. Programmer And An Engineer
49. Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, And B..50. How Do You Know You're Spending To..
51. Classic C++ Definition52. Microsoft Code Revealed
53. Some New Error Messages Planned Fo..54. Unix Cmmands
55. Tennis Elbow56. What Do You Call A Microsoft Produ..
57. Husband And Wife58. Bill Gates First Night
59. Computing A Glass Of Milk60. What Will Happen When India Become..
61. Bill Gates & St. Peter62. Tech Support Request
63. Gabbar64. Side Effects
65. Memo66. If Microsoft Built Cars
67. Computer Crash68. Check Disclaimer For Software Purc..
69. Some Programming Concepts.70. Prayer
71. Top 20 Reasons E-mail Is Better Th..72. How Will Windows 98 Market Itself?
73. Computer Terminology74. Letter From A Software Professional
75. Bill Gates In Heaven76. If Operating Systems Were Beers...
77. Windows Xp Error Codes78. Delete All
79. Microsoft Windows Slogans80. Never Marry A Software Engineer
81. Windows 2000 File Extensions82. What They Really Mean!
83. Learning C84. The Future Of Hindi Movie Titles
85. If Operating Systems Were Airlines86. Every Morning Is The Dawn Of A New..
87. What Is The Astronaut's Favorite P..88. Chickens, Roads And Operating Syst..
89. Internet Business90. Introducing Contraceptive98
91. Signs You Have Had Too Much Of The..92. Meri Marzi!
93. Are You A Prostitute Or A Software..94. Office Boy
95. Mahabharat & Mails96. A Dictionary For Software Engineers
97. Computer Help Desk98. Microsoft Programmer And The Genie
99. It Heights...100. This Really Happend In Tech Support
101. The Net Is Slow : A Poem102. Bathroom Tissue
103. Msn Support104. What If The It Industry Start Maki..
105. Resignation Letter106. New Windows Messages For Microsoft..
107. Do You Know ...how These Names Cam..108. Love Marriage Vs Arranged Marriage..
109. The Software Development Process110. Selected Pc Phrases
111. Top 10 Madonna Songs112. Learn 'c' After Marriage
113. Types Of Women114. Technican Problem
115. Gates In Heaven116. Gate's Child
117. Helpdesk Queries118. No Firewall
119. Programming Languages Are Like Cars120. Some Of Our It Organizations, What..
121. French122. Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers S..
123. The Programmers' Cheer124. Bill Gates New House
125. Schedule For Software Engineers126. God Vs. Project Manager
127. For People Over 40...128. The Theorem For Bill Gates...
129. Living In 2004130. Performace
131. If Microsoft Ran A Bar132. Just Ten Years Ago
133. Soft Ware Programming134. Simple Support
135. Unintentional Dismount136. Safeguard Your Vision System
137. Signs You Spend Too Much Time With..138. The User's Prayer
139. Robotic Secretary140. One Wish Please
141. Kids On The Internet142. It's An Internet World
143. Helicopter144. Computer Stupidity
145. The I Love You Virus146. Microsoft Programmer
147. Dr. Seuss Computer Manual148. Can You Help Me?
149. Too Late Now150. Tech Support Questions
151. Male Or Female?152. Computer Affairs
153. True Computer Story154. The 10 Commandments Of Email
155. Microsoft Fix-all156. Hi-tech Conference
157. Computer Science Students158. Tomato Millionaire
159. General Motors Vs. Microsoft160. Impressing Clients
161. Computer Terms162. 12 Step Program Of Recovery For We..
163. Virus Warnings164. The Birth Of Yahoo
165. No More Nerds Allowed166. Great Writer
167. How To Please Your It Department168. Flight Control Mechanism
169. How Often To Reboot170. Where Do Deleted Characters Go
171. Floppy Drive Doesn't Work172. Great Writer
173. Three Engineers Pee Habit174. Liar Liar
175. Globalization176. Male Or Female
177. Ctrl+alt+del178. Letter From A Computer Widow


Special Attraction !!
Latest in Technology
..
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong.

Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide.

Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?"

Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized."

Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?"

Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'"

Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?"

Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks ..
Read More
Added on 11-20-2008
Advertisement