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Jokes Home > Technology > Some Programming Concepts.
Some Programming Con..
* DO loop
Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega

* IF THEN ELSE
Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur ko chaahogito mushkil hogi.

* RETURN statement
aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain

* Procedure call
aaja re ab mera dil pukaara

* malloc()
Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum

* exit(), suspend
Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa

* for(;;), the infinite loop
hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,gaate rahenge hum tum...

* [remote login:]
tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do

* [ network busy ]
suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin...

* Two Recursive functions calling each other
muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle tum, pahle tum.....

* extern variable
hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee pyar se mila hum usike ho liye

* static/local variable
Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan
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