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Ramu : Where is Database Schema?
Somu : Might be with Database ka "Baap".
ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
somu : public member or private?
ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?
somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference..
PS : ???!!!
ramu: i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
somu: how do u say that?
ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
ramu: shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before ...
somu: How do u know...?
ramu: he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
computer: File not found.. Will an hacksaw do? SW Engg : ^??!!
computer : Please sit over the hard disk to compress the files!
computer : please pour Engine oil in the floppy drive to enhance the performance of Search Engine.
ramu: why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
somu: it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
ramu: Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
somu: How do u say that?
ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
ramu: Hey.... whats time now?
somu: System time or local time...??
ramu: Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
somu: may be, its internal buses are on strike..check out!
ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star Channel?
somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..
seetha : how do u say that?
geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!
ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything... The Developer Studio can really do magic...
umesh : Can we use that to develope the photo-negatives?
ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often with a cloth?
somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. thats why? |
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