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Jokes Home > Technology > How Do You Know You're Spending Too Much Time With Your Computer?
How Do You Know You'..
1. You wake up at seven, save your life and continue sleeping thinking youll wake up at ten and then continue from the saved state.

2. When you press a wrong button in the lift you try to find the Undo button and when you cant find it you are amazed about the poor user interface.

3. When writing a letter you write in the end of each line. You've cut yourself while writing a program and before finding the first aid kit you first start the compilation.

4. You try to reboot yourself in the morning.

5. When reading a book you hit the SPACE key to turn page. When you close a window your fingers automatically go to ALT-F4 position.

6. You write your cheques in hex.

7. When talking about round numbers you mean 0, 1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, ...

8. When the alarm clock goes off in the morning you do kill -9

9. You try to move a window to the background and you eventually notice its actually a Post-It sticker.

10. The last thought when falling asleep is "Shutdown completed". When having a mental breakdown you complain that your storage unit is fragmented.

11. In train you watch the landscape scrolling by.
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