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Smart Traveler
A airport fancy smart traveler was carrying two heavy suitcases in the terminal.

A fellow passerby approached him and asked him what time it was.

The fancy traveler bends down, rest his two heavy suitcases on the floor and looks at his watch. He pushes a tiny button and a beautiful woman's face appears.

He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary gives him the time instantly and that too with an attractive smile!

The passerby was highly impressed!

He inquires. "What kind of a watch is that?"

"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the traveler explains.

He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 12 Gigs.

The passerby is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the traveler. They agreed on a price and the cash was handed immediately. The traveler takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.

The passerby now the new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases."

The smart traveler stops, and replies, "No, they are yours now," then smiles cunningly and adds, "They are the modems you need for your new watch. the one you just bought, enjoy!"
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