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Let Me Win The Lottery
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Joe found himself in serious financial trouble.
He was desperate he decided to pray to God for
help. He begins to pray. "God, please help me.
I've lost my business and if I don't get some
money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please
let me win the lottery."
Lottery night comes and somebody else wins
it. Joe again prayed."God, please let me win
the lottery! I've lost my business, my house
and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lottery night comes and Joe is still out of
luck. Once again, he prayed."My God, why have
you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house,
and my car. My wife and children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help and I have always
been a good person and loyal to you and the church.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... I beg you...just let
me win the lottery this one time so I can get
my life back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light
as the clouds part and the heavens open up. Joe
falls to his knees in awe, shieding his eyes
from the light as God's voice booms "Come on Joe. Buy a freaking ticket." |
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