Leading a buffalo on a rope, a man walks into a cafe, sits his shotgun on the counter and orders coffee. After drinking it in one gulp, he blasts the buffalo with the gun and leaves.
He returns the next morning, gun and buffalo in tow. "Coffee, please."
"We're still cleaning from yesterday," the waiter replies. "What was that about, anyway?"
Smiling proudly, the man says, "I'm training for upper management. I come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave a mess for others to clean up and disappear for the rest of the day." |
