The woman was in court petitioning for a divorce. The judge said: "It says in the papers that your attorney filed, that you're divorcing your husband on the grounds that he's an uncouth slob. Can you give me an example?"
"Yes, your Honour", replied the wife. "Whenever we go out, he always drinks with his pinkie sticking out"
"Well madam, there's nothing wrong with that habit, in fact, it's considered good manners in some circles to drink with the little finger sticking out" comments the judge.
"But your honour" replied the woman, " I wasn't talking about his finger" |
