Clinton and the Pope die at the exact same time. There's a mix-up, and Clinton goes to heaven while the Pope is sent to hell.
After a few minutes, the Powers That Be got it all straightened out, and Clinton and the Pope switched places.
On the way to their final fates, the two cross paths and the Pope says to Clinton "I can't wait to get to heaven and meet the virgin Mary!"
To which Clinton responds "Sorry, dude! You're about 5 minutes too late!" |
