On Valentine's Day a shy but drunk young man walkked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
"Yes, I do," she replied, but go ahead, since I'm sure you are going to ask anyway."
"Okay," he said. "How many men have you slept with?"
"That's my busines!" she snapped.
"Oh cool!" he said. "How much?" |