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Be Practical
1. Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

2. Terman's Law of Innovation: If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.

3. O'brien's Variation: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

4. Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.

5. The Peter Principle: In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of Incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.

6. H.L.Mencken's Law: Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.

7. Martin's Extension: Those who can't teach, administer

8. Belani's Extrapolation: Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.

9. Lieberman's Law: Everbody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

10. Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

11. Van Herpen's Law: The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.

12. Murphy's Law of Government: If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.

13. Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

14. Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with Someone you don't want to be seen with.

15. Young's Law: Great discoveries are made by mistake.

16. Kin Hubbard: A good listener is usually thinking about something else

17. One Anonymous Great Seer's Law : Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
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