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Dogs Vs Kids
* It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.

* Dogs cannot lie.

* Dogs never resist nap time.

* You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.

* Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

* Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.

* Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42... Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000...

* Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

* Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.

* If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.
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