|At the end of the bar in a California tavern sat a huge Mexican. He was
having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked
in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay fellow finally
plucked up the courage to say something to the big Mexican.
Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"
At this the massive Mexican leaped up with fire in his eyes and smacked the
crap out of the gay guy, knocking him completely off his stool. He
proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, leaving him bruised and
battered in the parking lot, then returned to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the big Mexican.
"I've never seen you react like that," he said. "Just what did he say to
"I don't know," the big Mexican replied, "Something about getting a job.