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Tell Mommy First
My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by
disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen
relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was
relieved when we found Matthew playing calmly in the woods.

"Listen to me!" his mother, said sharply. "From now on when
you want to go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?"

Matthew thought about that for a moment and said,

"Okay, Disney World."
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