Hilarious Funny True Humor Top Free Jokes, featuring dirty, naughty, sexy & clean joke


Absolute Comedy
Animals
Bar
Blondes
Couples
Dating
Doctor
Family
Farmer
Friends
Golf
Husband Wife
Lawyer
Little Johnny
Popular Most Popular Popular
Naughty
One Liners
Police
Political
Redneck
Religious
Romance
Sardars
School
Technology
Tricky
True Humor
Work
Jokes Home > True Humor > Locan Newspaper
Locan Newspaper
Hubert called the obituary section of a local newspaper.

He inquired, "Tell me, how much would it cost to have an obitualry printed?"

The ad clerk politely told him, "It would be $5 a word, sir!"

"That's fine," said Hubert, after a moment of adding.

"Then write, 'Bubba died.'" he dictated to the clerk.

"Oh, that's all?" asked the clerk, anticipating a big write-up.

"Yes, that's it. And charge the $10 to my credit card, please."

"Hold it Sir, I am sorry, but I should have informed you that the ad must be a minimum of five words."

Hubert got annoyed at the failure of his calculations. He blasted the clerk, "Yes, you should have told me that right away!!"

After a moment of updating his cost versus benefit, he loudlly dictated again, "OK, write, "Bubba dead, truck for sale."
Special Attraction !!
More of True Humor
<< Hot BathCongressman's Money >>
Advertisement