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Good And Bad
A long passenger train was traveling cross country when one of its two engines broke down. The engineer shut off that engine and continued on at half power. Later, the other engine broke down and the train gradually came to a halt.

The engineer announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is: both engines have failed and we will be stuck here until they send out a replacement locomotive. The good news is: you decided to take the train today instead of an airplane!"
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